What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?